Conan The Accountant

Brooklyn-Based Noise Guitarist

"Noisy. Ambient. Dissonant. Glitchy. Textural. Barbaric. Throbbing. Delightful. Groovy. Experimental. This album of bizarre guitar-based soundscapes is exactly what ears crave."

-Ingenii Records

"...a virtuosic practitioner of acoustic noise..."

-Newtown Radio

"Witch burns all the rules of regular rock at the stake... the aficionados will stick around, with their jaws on the ground, before hitting the repeat button to be knocked down by the groundswell of glorious noise again."

-Here Comes The Flood

Hail Satan

New Album Out 1/11/2026

"...17 tracks that dive deep into his improvisational and experimental approach...splicing together specific moments... into totally new compositions...all adding to the unique tonality of the album."

-ReGen Magazine

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