Conan The Accountant
Brooklyn-Based Experimental/Noise Guitarist

"Noisy. Ambient. Dissonant. Glitchy. Textural. Barbaric. Throbbing. Delightful. Groovy. Experimental. This album of bizarre guitar-based soundscapes is exactly what ears crave."
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-Ingenii Records
"...a virtuosic practitioner of acoustic noise..."
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-Newtown Radio
"Witch burns all the rules of regular rock at the stake... the aficionados will stick around, with their jaws on the ground, before hitting the repeat button to be knocked down by the groundswell of glorious noise again."
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-Here Comes The Flood
Hail Satan
New Album Out Now!
"...like a malfunctioning robot... but in a way that is very charming."
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-Issues Magazine
"...you should give this a shot, even if you are unacquainted with bizarro experimental noise-ish stuff. It’s odd, but unequivocally fascinating..."
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-Everything Is Noise
"It hums, pulses, and mutates, creating a space around the listener... it’s a record that rewards deep listening, and leaves the door open to stranger worlds still to come.."
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-ReGen Magazine